Friday, October 26, 2012
Shoes and Socks and . . . Wait a Minute!
In my poem "How Do You Choose?" I joke that you can choose a President based on his shoes—and socks.
How Do You Choose?
by Janet Wong
Uncle Al once told me
you can judge a man
by his shoes.
Or shiny and slick?
But of course it's not enough
to look at shoes
when you're choosing
We need a close look
at the socks, too.
Thinking about all the undecided voters still out there, I decided this morning to search for "Romney socks." This great photo popped up. I thought: "Look at you, George Bush! And maybe Romney's not as square as everybody thinks?"
But then I looked a few images over and saw the same setting, with George Bush in his same purple socks and white turtleneck, Romney in his same suit and tie . . . but this time wearing serious all-black socks. They could be the same socks, but the stripes seem to show rather high on the foot (and not show in this photo). Wait a minute! What happened there?
Was Romney wearing striped socks and someone told him to change to "conservative socks" for the photo-op, or was he wearing the conservative socks until someone gave him the striped socks to wear for the photo-op?
I am seriously puzzled. Good thing I'm not an undecided voter!